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Age Improves with Wine!
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Be Nice or Leave.
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Don't Let the Blonde Hair and Boobs Fool You.
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Drink Up, Bitches!
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Queen of Darn Near Everything.
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Bon appetite, Y'all!
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A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer know the Judge.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer know the Judge.
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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
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A friend will make you lemonade. A true friend will put vodka in it.
A friend will make you lemonade. A true friend will put vodka in it.
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Birthdays are like Golf - Forget the score and keep swinging.
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Boo Frickin' Hoo.. Have a drink and get over it!
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Choosy Moms choose Chardonnay.
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Drink wine and you will sleep well; Sleep well and you will not sin; Avoid sin and you will be saved; ERGO, DRINK WINE AND BE SAVED.
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Dog Wisdom - Never stop playing, Wag more, bark less. Be loyal and faithful. Be quick to forgive & Love Unconditionally.
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Face it Girl; Prince Charming isn't coming; He's living with Mr. Right!
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Family get-togethers are a trip... right to the liqour store.
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Grandchildren, the reward you get for not strangling your teenager.
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Go braless, it pulls the wirnkles out of your face!
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Girlfriends Therapists you can drink with.
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God Answers all prayers. Sometimes He says yes. Sometimes He says no. But mostly He says "You gotta be kidding!"
God Answers all prayers. Sometimes He says yes. Sometimes He says no. But mostly He says "You gotta be kidding!"
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too good either.
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Inside every old person is a young person wondering "What the hell happened?"
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If I keel over at Wal-Mart drag my body to Neiman's!
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I have PMS and ESP - That makes me a bitch who knows everthing!
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I Like it Dirty (with Martini glass & olive)
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I'm at that point in life where everything calls for a drink.
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I meditate. I do yoga. I chant.. and I still want to smack someone
I meditate. I do yoga. I chant.. and I still want to smack someone
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Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops!
Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops!
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Life doesn't come with guarantess. Just know that SMILING will brighten your face, LAUGHTER will brighten your day and GOOD FRIENDS will brighten your life.
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Life is like a jalapeno. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow.
Life is like a jalapeno. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow.
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Life is all about the ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, busting, kicking it, kissing, trying to get a piece of it or just being one!
Life is all about the ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, busting, kicking it, kissing, trying to get a piece of it or just being one!
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OMG My mother was right about everything.
OMG My mother was right about everything.
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OMG WTF is the BFD?
OMG WTF is the BFD?
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Put on your Big Girl panties and deal with it!
Put on your Big Girl panties and deal with it!
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Queen of Damn Near Everything.
Queen of Damn Near Everything.
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Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family!
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Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
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SOUTHENERS People partial to front porches, peaches, cool breezes, fast horses, sweet tea, bourbon and beautiful women.
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The 7 Dwarfs of Menopause - Itchey, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, & PSYCHO!
The 7 Dwarfs of Menopause - Itchey, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, & PSYCHO!
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to the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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Teachers give hugs like a mother, keep secrets like a sister and give love like a friend.
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Wineaux
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WHO DAT
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What happens tonight will be on Facebook tomorrow.
What happens tonight will be on Facebook tomorrow.
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Wine takes the bitch right out of me!
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When the Queen is happy, there is peace in the kingdom.
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You'll always be my best friend, you know too much.
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
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